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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 711thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,275thLargest Populations: 1,328th
The Galactic Muppets of
Inoffensive Centrist Autocracy
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Darth Kermit

Population43.37 billion

CurrencyGreen Back
Animalmuppet

The Galactic Muppets of Darth Kermit is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 43.37 billion Galactic Muppets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. The average income tax rate is 50.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Darth Kermitian economy, worth a remarkable 2,438 trillion Green Backs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,231 Green Backs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has completely eliminated all childcare programs, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, and the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darth Kermit's national animal is the muppet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darth Kermit is ranked 1,275th in the world and 5th in Texas for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 14,459.55 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Best Weather: 3,708thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,090thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,107thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,017thMost Stationary: 7,079thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,417thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,369thHighest Economic Output: 12,545thMost Cultured: 15,206thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 17,261stMost Pacifist: 23,227thSmartest Citizens: 24,455thSafest: 26,239thLeast Corrupt Governments: 27,138thMost Income Equality: 29,337th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the region

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